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ITK BASHER AND EXPOSER
Club World Cup final: 81,118 Man Utd vs West Ham: 82,566 A preseason friendly just pulled the biggest football crowd in the U.S. this year. City, Liverpool, Arsenal, Madrid are all touring can’t fill stadiums. Man Utd are hands down the biggest club in world football.
Some of you lot need a new hobby. Sitting on here micro analysing every bit of club news, then losing your minds when it doesn’t match your delusional expectations. This transfer obsession is a disease. Go make some friends in the real world or learn a new skill or something.
Local lad Jim Ratcliffe gets it, he’s British and he’s putting the Manchester back into Manchester United.
🚨Manchester United are considering introducing a Personal Seat Licence system at their new stadium 🔴Fans would be charged £4,000 - with season ticket cost on top ⚫️Club would be first in PL 🔴Officials say move 'hypothetical' & part of consultation dailymail.co.uk/sport/football…
Exactly the kind of signing Sir Alex would’ve made, top class player with elite numbers and the hunger to represent the biggest club in the world.
Bienvenue, Bryan 🫡
€231M on Wirtz and Ekitike alone. Add Frimpong and Kerkez, and that’s €312M on just 4 players. Glad to see the Coutinho money’s still getting a run and they’re not “buying the league” as they once claimed others do.
- Kudus: 5 goals = £55M - Elanga: 6 PL goals = £55M - Madueke: 7 goals = £52M - Gittens: 8 goals = £55M - Joao Pedro: 10 goals = £55M Manchester United’s new Forwards: - Cunha: 15 goals = £62.5M - Mbeumo: 20 goals = £65M
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United reach agreement with Brentford to sign Bryan Mbeumo. Deal between clubs struck at £65m guaranteed + up to £6m add-ons. 4 instalments. 26yo forward only wanted #MUFC & move from #BrentfordFC now being finalised @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/64998…
- Elanga: 6 goals, 11 assists = £55M - Madueke: 7 goals, 3 assists = £52M - Kudus: 5 goals, 3 assists = £55M - Mbeumo: 20 goals, 7 assists = £65m
🚨 EXCLUSIVE: Manchester United make improved bid to sign Bryan Mbeumo from Brentford. New offer for 26yo forward worth £65m fixed + £5m add-ons. #MUFC awaiting #BrentfordFC response as they work to close deal for Cameroon int’l & top target @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/64569…
“Don’t blame INEOS this is The Glazers fault” well why the fuck did they buy into the club if the job was too big for them. If there’s no money why did they make the decision to hire a young manager who plays a unique system & clearly needed backing, which they’re failing to do.
When Ratcliffe took over, he said managers failed because the club didn’t support them, not because they were bad. Now he’s hired a young coach with a unique style and done the exact opposite of what he promised. No backing, No structure, No support, Just hypocrisy.
That £65m Brentford want for Mbeumo looks cheaper by the day. This is a horrible signing.
🚨💣 EXCLUSIVE: Noni Madueke to Arsenal, here we go! Fee agreed in excess of £50m with add-ons included, green light from Chelsea. Madueke already agreed five year deal at Arsenal days ago and he’s now set to complete the move. The winger leaves #CFC to join #AFC.
Alonso ditched his back three and went with a back four to be ‘flexible’ and they’re getting torn apart. Funny how this is exactly what some United fans want Amorim to do abandon his principles and throw the players into tactical confusion.
You lot love the idea of a rebuild until it’s time to rebuild and it means letting go of your favourite players. Then suddenly the manager’s the problem and the club’s ‘lost its identity’.
Arsenal Football Club. Sacked those who speak against Israel, but carried on playing a rapist.
Stupid deals like this one is the reason why Brentford feel like they can take the piss today with this Mbeumo deal. It’ll take a long time to change the perception clubs have of United in the transfer market.
BREAKING: Manchester United agree £60m package deal for Mason Mount with Chelsea — it’s done, here we go! 🚨🔴 #MUFC Personal terms agreed weeks ago and face to face talks between clubs made it clear: the agreement is done. Mount becomes Utd player — they NEVER left the race.
Our two main targets have rejected clubs with European football, and chosen to play for Manchester United. Do you know how big time you have to be, no other club has pull the way this one does.