Amin

“I bought the house when it was very cheap” Me: how much was it? “700k” Me: 700k yuan? “No no, dollars” Fuck you!!!

Since I graduated the university, other than my family members and over sabi people, no employer has asked me what grade I graduated with

The irony😂😂

I’m not against anyone having fun and dancing, but please don’t send me a snap of that bullshit.

Give people enough rope and they will hang you with it.

Mallam, you dey drive like animal, no blame punctuality 😭😭 First time I enter your car, I been dey pray for my mind

Nothing beats ghost vs Najib, those two have been on it since I’ve known them

I don’t like rice but damn!!

I’m a naturally punctual person, I’m trying to be late intentionally and the thought alone is stressing me out

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I’m slowly starting to realize that I’m so unbelievably simple that to others, I become complicated or hard to understand.

If a woman should ask me “what are your intentions for me?” I would instinctively reply with something as equally annoying as the question itself.

Women will push you away and then act like you gave up on them. Lol

Okay I respect that, but what does that honesty look like?? What do you want to hear particularly?

I’m curious, genuinely, when ladies say “what are your intentions with me?” What do the ranges of answers look like? What are the possible answers you’re expecting as a woman??

Airtel, you have my attention

Don’t let them silence you dawg

What if I call it umbrella fruit?

1. Taking a walk- leaving your home, going around the street and ending up at home. 2. Trekking - you are going from point A to point B If your case is number 2, then I’m sorry to break the news to you but…

Hot take: money doesn’t count as “gifts”