️️noir.shir
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striving to be a better earthling!
Distance is the only answer to disrespect. Don't react, don't argue, don't dive into drama. Simply remove your presence.
TV and AC in the kitchen?? Wow 😂
Photos: First Lady Oluremi Tinubu celebrating the Victory of the Super Falcons at the WAFCON finals
When will you understand your own assignment?? 😭
They chose to accept this mission. They understood the assignment. Our Superior Super Falcons delivered in true Nigerian fashion. Never say Never. They went. They saw. They have conquered again! 10-time champions of Africa. #MissionX: COMPLETE!
BREAKING: This afternoon, people from Kandarawa, Kakumi, Guga & others in Bakori LGA, Katsina State, have blocked Funtua - Bakori road in protest over killings, rapes & abductions by bandits. @NGRPresident @NGRSenate @AbdulGidadoo @AM_Saleeeem @___Bils @DrZSB @woye1 @ogundamisi
You go get potential wife from the bridesmaids naa 🙂
Your best friend's wedding will give him a wife and you an emptied bank account.
I hate embarrassment. I hate public humiliation. Don’t ever put me in a situation where people can laugh at me and talk about me.
“Duvet” all the way from bauchi 🤦🏼♂️
Balancing the weather by putting one leg inside your duvet and one outside is really thing and it works 😂
The penis of a blue whale is 2.8 meters long. When it ejaculates, it releases 1,800 liters of semen. It only takes 200 liters to impregnate the female. When you take a few sips of water on the beach, remember where the remaining 1,600 liters are.
The penis of a blue whale is 2.8 meters long. When it ejaculates, it releases 1,800 liters of semen. It only takes 200 liters to impregnate the female. When you take a few sips of water on the beach, remember where the remaining 1,600 liters are.