amber🦟
@amberuhh
acupuncture superfan. writing in carte blanche, PRISM, HAD, Moss, etc. ubco BA uvic MFA
you can’t talk to me like that i have a masters of fine arts in fiction
i should be able to violate hipaa if i think it would make a good tweet
an order of mushroom egg foo young hates to see me and my 17yo lizard coming
Deep breath. Get it together. Eyes on the road.
i know i do the “gen z stare” at work because the alternative is being quite mean all the time
Here's some ironic satire for you... I hate my fucking life
if you write the most morally correct piece of media, you get The Prize
new story in @alacarteblanche out today about being in love with bald dykes :D carteblanchemagazine.com/issue-51/nuyen…
the patient who said they were checking in for an MCR when they meant MRI today is so me rn (can’t stop listening to Three Cheers Deluxe Edition)
Sports bars exist. There should be bars for Monitoring the Situation
winter seasonal depression is for normies and dweebs. real gangsters freak the fuck out when the temps are over 20°.
American Vandal we still speak your name
Adults FX feels like the first show i’ve seen that actually lands gen-z humor in a way that doesn’t sound like it was written by millennials who did research on reddit meme subs and SNL
is chatGPT down for anyone else? i’m a pediatric oncologist so this is kind of urgent
horrible survivor 50 cast leak during a horrible ER shift it’s just one of those days
employed which means i’m playing wordle again. what else am i meant to do at work