it looks like you're writing a novel

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if you want to write a book, you can just do that. no one is stopping you

what is stopping giant eagles from picking up your protagonist and putting them exactly where they need to be?

you're not allowed to write today. it's illegal. save it for the purge, sicko

have you considered writing "boots" by rudyard kipling

sometimes, you just gotta set it free (throw your laptop out the window)

draft zero? more like draft HERO am i right ladies

if you're stuck on a chapter, just fix it or write through the pain! except if you're me, in which case it's totally okay to just sit around watching game changer and not work on the chapter

sometimes when you think you FINALLY got the opening of the chapter right, it's still wrong. like now, for example

don't worry about the quality of your first draft! what you really need to worry about is that weird smell coming from under the sink

if you meet a writer with a similar idea to yours, fight them to the death. the winner gets to keep the idea (and also stay alive)

stop it stop it stop it STOP IT

worried your book is too dark? throw in a knock-knock joke every five pages to level it out

if you can't find time to write, just use The Amulet™️ to steal other writers' time

writing is easy. see, i did it right there. and again. and again. i can just keep going. wow

cut chapter one. chapter two is your first chapter now. hmm. actually, no, put chapter one back. well. okay, no, i was right first time, chapter two should be your first chapter. wait, actually,

it's too hot for me to come up with a writing tip today

the first rule of write club is you need to talk about write club literally all the time

i asked my fiancée what she thought today's writing tip should be and she said, "you should write your fucking novel," and well, she got me there

ad: this software will help you organise your writing! me: no thanks i have a system the system:

struggling to get started? okay. is your keyboard broken? all your pens out of ink? pencils blunt? no? then what is wrong with you