Alyssa 🥯
@alyssaferrera_
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fun fact: one of my friends asked me to redo his profile for him because he wasn't getting matches. I went through his phone and picked pictures of him I liked, & I changed his prompts to reflect parts of his personality I personally liked. Matched with his now-wife the next day
remember when that one guy posted he'd matched with a million people or whatever and everyone was like "why can't he get any dates" and women looked at his profile for 0.4 seconds and saw he had a filthy stupid t-shirt on in the pictures?? show me the profile. i'll tell you.
GloRilla has her house broken into, calls the cops, and they arrest her for marijuana that was in her own house? 🙄 Sheriff Ron Freeman said “The homeowner is a victim of a serious crime, and we are committed to bringing the suspects to justice. At the same time, we must…
men wanna believe that pedro pascal is a creep but when a woman comes out about their favorite actor being an actual creep suddenly it’s false allegations hmm
BREAKING - President Trump’s new executive order will essentially override the laws that closed the mental asylums in the 1960s, allowing states to once again involuntarily re‑institutionalize people deemed a danger to themselves or others.
🔴 Jewish schoolchildren kicked off plane after singing Hebrew songs telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202…
🔴 Jewish schoolchildren kicked off plane after singing Hebrew songs telegraph.co.uk/world-news/202…
No, you didn’t turn out fine after being disciplined with a belt and other objects your whole childhood. You have issues with sleep, perfectionism, trust, and emotional regulation.
i’ve had a couple of psych nurses say that a major problem in healthcare is that any psych issue in your chart suddenly becomes the cause of all your potential medical problems
Reddit is so horrifying bc you can go to a sub for people with health problems and see tons of people desperate for help, strategizing on how to be taken seriously, and then you go to a doctor sub and it's full of professionals talking about hysterical women and blue hair.
Oh girl, they’re gonna bankrupt you.
🚨 WATCH: Candace Owens just poured gasoline on the Macron lawsuit, straight-up telling Brigitte, “You were born a man and you’ll die a man… See you in court.” She’s pledging to fight “on behalf of the entire world,” daring the French First Family to drag this into discovery.
Paramount axed Colbert report because Trump didn’t like it, they give $1.5 billion to South Park, who- literally the next day- go after him 10x harder than Colbert ever has. Genius.
The Trump administration is officially moving to overturn a law that requires clergy to report child sexual abuse, saying it violates priests’ constitutional rights.
A 3-year-old boy died in a hot car after being left inside for over five hours by a Department of Human Resources contract worker, who took him from his parents after they were deemed ‘unfit.’ 😳💔🕊️🙏🏽
Doing my makeup on the train this morning and a random man told me he likes women to have a more natural look. I told him I like men to have a more silent look.🤷♀️
the whole "men's mental health matters" really just falls off when it's a celebrity or when you feel like it huh
How come Pedro Pascal never gets anxiety around Bella Ramsey?
women worry about predators & guys worry about “ran through”
Gonna make an app called “coffee” where the boys can warn each other on which girls are absolutely ran through
emergency fund?? thats not very conservative-pull yourself up by the bootstraps-social aid is commie bs of you is it, connor?
The literal fascist who got exposed on Jubilee has been fired from his job. Love that for him.
In a little over 24 hours a self proclaimed “fascist” was able to raise $31k because he got fired. In 3 months I haven’t even been able to hit $30k on my fund to help support local kids in Flint. This is so disheartening. gofund.me/167ae81d
French President Emmanuel Macron and his wife Brigitte Macron have filed a defamation lawsuit against Candace Owens. The lawsuit seeks damages from Owens for spreading allegations about the couple, including that the First Lady was born male.
barbie is more enjoyable when you take it for what it is rather than what you think it should be. it was a commentary on girlhood & feminism on the MOST BASIC level. an extensive feminist course w the nuances of intersectionality were not going into a 2hr movie ab a childrens toy
The girl who said they’re not allowed to talk to their father looking at him in the eyes? And when he comes back home everyone has to stand until he sits down? And whoever cooks has to taste everyone’s plate? The families you guys are raised into are terrifying ngl😭😭😭