jade🦉💎

sorry for being androgynous and clocky and skinny and vampiric and autistic and bisexual

if these two argued, who would walk out of the argument first?

I don’t think orgasm has ever really successfully dwarfed the delirious pleasure I felt from waking up in a puddle of my own blood on the bathroom floor, and I’m beginning to doubt that anything ever will

9/11

reverse cow girl so i can bend backward and look at him like the exorcist

backrolls are so Venusian

what

Wish I was alcohol so she could abuse me

what i love the most is that they made her character color purple, which is traditionally associated with royalty. along with the idiom ‘donning the purple’ meaning becoming a ruler

ive never listened to bladee

anything but mindhunter🙄

there's some twitter gifs that ive started to act out in real life as responses to situations

aemond has started taking zinc supplements as prescribed by me

putting his ass on the table right next to his stepdad are you crazy

my sinuses clear up from time to time allowing me to catch a whiff of my bomb ass perfume

Spoon council what is your verdict

Does this to you

ewan