Alistair Coleman
@alistaircoleman
Dormant account
This account is now dormant. I’m only keeping it active for work reasons. See you on BlueSky.
PSA: If you're still here, Bluesky now has video. bsky.app/profile/did:pl…
#RIP dad 💔
James Earl Jones, the prolific film, TV and theater actor whose resonant, unmistakable baritone was most widely known as the voice of “Star Wars” villain Darth Vader, died Monday. He was 93. bit.ly/3TkCdw4
#NorthKorea has begun targeting young people who imitate Kim Jong Un’s clothing and hairstyle, particularly those who wear baggy pants similar to the leader’s. buff.ly/3XuJHPM
As a teenager in Neustrelitz (East Germany), I painted small stones purple and left them all over town. Did it for years. It drove the police and Stasi nuts. It meant nothing. It just felt good to do something they couldn't control or understand.
“See that microphone? I’m gonna shove it so far up your arse you’ll never be able to get the fucker oot” 😂😂😂 St Johnstone fans raging with the TV pundit after Motherwell's 94th minute winner.
That advert for Sky Sports EFL where the fans sing Up Where We Belong has just come on and does anyone know a good TV repairman?
Saw this elsewhere and immediately thought of @ManMadeMoon, who has undoubtedly seen it a million and one times now.

Just saw a video of a dog chasing a herd of deer near Clacton. "Frinton? Frinton?! JESUS CHRIST! FRINTON!!"