The Mountain🌋

Right before graduating high school, my best friend of 5 years confessed his undying love & said he wanted to marry me. I freaked out, said no & we barely spoke after that. Years passed. I realized as time went by that no one I'd ever met even came close to understanding or…

If religion didn't exist, the North would have skinned all her politicians alive - home by home.

Jesus! Where did my tribal marks go?

Road safety doing police Job, Police doing Road safety's Job, VIO doing Road safety Job, NDLEA doing Police Job, Efcc doing doing police job, Police doing NDLEA job, Dss doing vigilante's job, Vigilante doing police job, Everything just dey upside down.

Let’s be real here, women don’t really want this and this man will get cheated on

I think most men would kill men who had sex with children if it were legal

But but....'the north remembers' Stupid people 😂

Then one girl that stays at ikotun will tell me how she is a 10 because she uses the latest iPhone 😭😭😭

I find it manipulative that our angry side is always seen as our "true colors"" as if being happy and kind means we’re fake.

The Violin still remains the greatest musical instrument ever created. The perfect manipulator of emotions, closely followed by the piano.

Any politics that doesn’t translate to better outcomes for the citizens 🚮

And he never abused another child ever again. Problem solved.

🚨 𝗢𝗙𝗙𝗜𝗖𝗜𝗔𝗟: Starting from the Leagues Cup on August 2nd, Leo Messi will be wearing a live camera on his chest that will broadcast matches from his point of view via TikTok.

100% of a man's problems stems from his inability to sit alone, in silence, in his room. For the modern man, silence is unbearable. He open 18 tabs, scroll feed 3 socials at the same time, check 7 apps - just to avoid a single quiet moment with himself. Let me talk to you. 🧵

My mum made a huge deal of these things so my dad had to attend some. At one end of year party in my secondary school, the MC was doing such a terrible job that my dad took the mic from him and mc’ed the rest of the event. Continue to rest in the bosom of the Lord, Baba Benita ❤️

I told Nazif I just hit 1k followers on IG and the first thing he did was to pick up his phone and unfollow me. Now I'm back to 999 bastard!!!😂🤣

The North doesn't remember anything. Somebody watched one series and started shouting The North Remembers. Shingbai the North no remember.

On matters on food. A nutritionist knows more than a doctor. Doctors just like to act like they know everything.

I’m in my thoughts again, and just maybe this is you too Sometimes I encounter things, situations, people, behaviors, and I feel… nothing. Not because I’m numb, but because I’ve come to accept them as they are. Even when I don’t understand someone, I’ve learned to understand…

A 24-year-old woman married an 18-year-old boy, no outrage, no insults. But if a man does the same, he’s called a predator or pedo. Funny how age only matters when it’s a man. Double standards are loud and clear.