agentduckman 🅅

touching grass and by grass i mean shitty dive bar drinks

get yourself a gf who strips tracking query params from URLs

guy who lives in a society that still has slavery: sentient ai that has consciousness will fix all our problems

what do you mean the syndey sweeney ad is a dog whistle? only a racist would take it that way!

As we approach DEF CON, this part of the Code of Conduct is especially important to share around: Anyone can report harassment. If you are at DEF CON and are being harassed, notice that someone else is being harassed, or have any other concerns, you can let us know by contacting…

i have to shitpost so I dont harm myself or others

conservatives recent goldfish brain about southpark got me thinking. southpark may be the best example of conservative humor in an ecosystem of painfully unfunny grabage.

at the loser convention and everyone knows you

Ive never worked anywhere that was actually fulfilling every aspect of their privacy policy when it came to data retention. Devs never know exactly where all the data is and compliance wrote the policy in a vacuum.

its really not my fault that my girlfriends water tastes better than the water i refuse to get for myself

listening to my little kitty snore is one of the best things in my life 🐱💕

say what you will about uploading your ID into that tea app to warn about toxic men but it’s sooo on the nose that now that womens information was hacked, hundreds of thousands of men are doxxing them, harassing them, and threatening women

my gripe with learning red teaming via ctfs is that sometimes you need to think about it like a ctf and take the first obvious path. other times you need to treat it like a real engagement and enumerate everything. the problem is its never consistent from box to box lol