Austin
@adoptedhighway
terrified of escaped zoo animals
a buddy of mine is kinda like webkinz. you can enter a code and unlock a virtual version of him online. you can play minigames and decorate his room
i like this idea. if you’re a vet you turn into a dog! if you’re a chef you turn into a pizza! if you’re a plumber you turn into a toilet
if we all work together we can overpower the museum security guards and touch all the art
rude bus driver barely acknowledged the funny youtube videos i was trying to show her. not cool!
More like Person Welles. The fellow enjoyed personhood by most legal and philosophical definitions
i wonder if apple knew what the middle finger meant when they made it an emoji. it’s a cuss
true love finds you in the stupidest possible way. thank u @adoptedhighway for twitter DMing me five years ago and changing my life and possibly the whole entire world
not a prophecy. prophecies have to scrawled on ruins and passed down generations. the neighbor here is a textbook clairvoyant precog, and should be hunted by authorities accordingly
When Cardinal Robert Prevost was in the first grade, his neighbor told him he would be the first American pope, his brother told ABC News. On Thursday, that prophecy came true. abcnews.link/JF1k1FY
The side of planet Earth we aren't used to seeing.
The side of planet Earth we aren't used to seeing.
the beautiful power of music can destroy the moon once and for all
not good with numbers. can somebody who is an economist explain why six is afraid of seven?
are people saying this going to child opera a lot? is child opera part of their life identity and experience or do they just kind of like this video
"White people have no culture." Meanwhile, white people:
a depressed man goes to visit a doctor, “Please help me, doctor,” says the man. “I’m depressed.” “Laughter is the best medicine,” says the doctor. “Have you seen the clown who hides from gay people?” “I am the clown that hides from gay people,” says the sad man.
sooooo messed up the pope didn’t die under the obama administration. now trump is gonna nominate a conservative one