Frenchie
@adamdfrench
Now with added cynicism
Today's my 3 year anniversary of un-death. Finally got my "you passed brain surgery" letter through. Rather pleased 😎#thankfuckfortheNHS
This summary of Oasis and their fanbase needs to be hung in a museum. Someone buy David Stubbs a pint 🍺
Gary Lineker: "Rashford is a great player. The problem lies with Manchester United, not with him." Via @marca
Step 1: “It’s preseason.” Step 2: “It’s the first game of the season.” Step 3: “There’s still top 6 and 2 trophies to play for.” Step 4: “It’s his first full season mate.”
We lack coaching. Especially across the entire pitch. You can FEEL it.
🚨🗣️ | Ruben Amorim: "We have a lack of pace, especially in the middle of the park, you can FEEL it."
If I were Mainoo, I’d be looking to leave this shitfest ASAP. If he left this month, there’d be clubs willing to pay at least 40-50M for him, but if he waits even 6 months, our own fans will turn on him, call him shite just to protect their hipster coach.
good enough for a team that finished 10 places above us, good enough for the champions league semi finalists but not good enough for the manager who finished 15th
🚨 Barcelona advancing on deal to sign Marcus Rashford from Man Utd. Offer via intermediaries loan + buy option. #MUFC have agreed - not done but final stages. Flick approves 27yo England int’l; suits #FCBarcelona on football/financial level @TheAthleticFC nytimes.com/athletic/60776…
Still unsure on Amorim, but this is a great dive into Mbeumo. Let’s hope we don’t ruin another good player 🤞🏻
In terms of driving at the goal, with the ball, and making things happen, Bryan Mbeumo's season was equalled only by Salah, Vinicius Jr, and Lamine Yamal. Latest video on why Man United are buying the best possible player for *exactly* what they need. 🔴 youtu.be/9RmG5O2Oo9I
An expert speaks 🫤
Worse pens ever! Don’t ask for equal pay. Youse are crap at footy. 🐕💨
I believe this jacket is from Dobell, a company that produces their tailoring in Turkey. I'll show you some telltale signs of quality and where you can buy a tailored jacket made in Britain. 🧵
My new jacket. Beautiful 🇬🇧🇬🇧
A club that failed to recruit for a basic 4231 for over a decade has tasked itself to build a team where the CB pushes up into midfield. 🤣🤣
Hmm, hiring a manager with a niche system that doesn’t fit current personnel of the squad, when you know you likely DON’T have the financial means to revamp the squad in the summer window feels a bit, you know….
if Bruno Fernandes gets a long term injury United will get relegated this season