Olaromola🇳🇬
@abike1999
you're pre-blocked because you didn't have to speak directly to me for me to see that you are a fool. https://ngl.link/abike19991
I’m the first person in my ancestry to read the first 3 words together.
I study porn and my honest opinion is that banning it is pointless. Porn always existed and always will. Its human nature to seek it and create it. We should focus on sex ed and making porn and porn industry as ethical as it can be
I saw this and I just had to recreate So simple and cute!
…till my goddaughter arrived 💐🌼🪻
One of my problems with Taylor is he plays with girls like they’re boys. I don’t know how to explain that without sounding silly, but it’s like too rough, a bit mean, awkward. Remember when he joked that she stunk? Just weird shit like that
I hopped on clarke’s TikTok like for literally 30 seconds and Taylor physically pushed her head out of frame every time she was getting ready to answer someone’s question. Mind you, as soon as I hit the live, I saw a bunch of “Clarke fight back, i don’t like that”comments
and people wonder why i speak so much about being anti generative ai. this is terrifying and it’s only going to get worse
Pedro Pascal’s anxiety card is elite
Like I will always say, millennials were pressured as teens to be skinny but look at women in magazine spreads in the early aughts and they look so incredibly normal and everyday in comparison to what is considered hot on IG now
Like I will always say, millennials were pressured as teens to be skinny but look at women in magazine spreads in the early aughts and they look so incredibly normal and everyday in comparison to what is considered hot on IG now
Men have their own tea app too it’s called “telegram” 🤣
women who are getting tempered over the tea app looks dumb btw because these men would giggle and keep scrolling if roles reversed
all this technology and i still have period pain
Humanity is cooked.
So funny to include the cost of labor for a meal you make for yourself
eating at home costing $60 with time and labor and eating outside costing $56.78. alright.
Suddenly every Nigerian man is a sailor or soldier. Nobody dey work for corporate setting or dey do menial jobs. Aye awon Nigerian men ti ta walahi. 😭😭😭😭
Children’s end of session party, 97% present parents are mothers, 3% are fathers. Children will forever lean more towards their mothers 🤦🏽♂️😭
I don’t know if zoomers know this but there used to be a real shitty magazine called gawker. They published hogans sex tape & refused to take it down, he was broke at the time and they had a good enough legal team to bully him into submission. Unfortunately for gawker -🧵
So Hulk Hogan died. As a former Gawker writer (as are all Gawker writers thanks to Hulk Hogan), I won't be the first or the last to say 'fuck that guy.' Dance on any grave you want to, but this one's mine.
It was crazy how he did this right after Mac miller passed away, especially when she was blamed for it. Watching everything unfold live, I have no idea how she managed to deal with it…
Ariana Grande appears to have gone to try and visit Pete Davidson after he shared that he didn’t know how much longer he could last on Earth: “I’m downstairs and I’m not going anywhere.”
People in my country are warned not to take a job in Dubai bc there is a good chance that the people there would steal their passport and force them into slaved labour
Dubai-hating has reached a level of psychosis that can only ever be cultivated by being extremely online lol, like yeah it’s if a city was a big shiny mall and artificial but you are not morally superior for hating it, get a grip please
You’ve planned and saved for months to take your family on that dream vacation. You buy amusement park tickets. Then, you go to buy the flights, except all of a sudden… the price has skyrocketed. Why? Because your airline knows you just purchased those tickets.
friends birthday dinner turned out to be her surprise engagement party to the man I told her to dump 6 months ago
This is what I thought her trajectory was going to be like omg 😭😭😭💔💔
Onika Tanya Maraj-Hamilton in another universe.
Still not sure how making a homemade vodka sauce and Caesar salad cost you $60
you guys are pouring prego sauce over noodles and frozen meatball and calling that dinner and you're mad at me cuz im frying up italian sausage, cooking down down shallots and garlic, browning tomato paste, deglazing with vodka and adding heavy cream and parm