abhay π
@abhay
Building access for all people and things. Semper ad meliora. Scaling @helium
Representing @helium and our friends in DePIN today here at the @WhiteHouse.
Digital slop is good. β not @aeyakovenko 2025, In Defense of Memes
Memes are the digital opium of the masses. - Karl Marx 1894, A Critique of Hagel.
Note to self. The next time I take a selfie for KYC, I'll shower and shave first. π΅
Yoloing KYC is a huge misstep for an app that's about determining identities and trust.
.@helium_mobile could do something really funny right now.
Hey @sydney_sweeney - I have interest in collaborating on a marketing campaign. DMs open
CTO after reading what the Head of Sales promised after the last customer call.
all the Q2 earnings are out. for prepaid signups: AT&T: -34k Verizon: +50k TMO: +39k Helium Mobile: +155.6k and yes, our churn numbers look a hell of a lot better too πππ
the big 3 telcos report their Q2 earnings in the next few weeks @helium_mobile had 155.6k signups in Q2. do we think any of the big 3 had bigger prepaid numbers in the same period?
Deploying @helium coverage is not a "passive" activity. Do real work and provide real utility β‘ get paid.
- no need to buy hotspots bc you can onboard existing Cisco, Aruba, Ubiquiti, etc hardware for $0 capex - if you do buy hotspots, foundation has a 50% rebates for serious deployers ($50m grant program) - high earning locations can be attained by anyone with enough skill - yes, aβ¦
2 years ago today, they flipped the bird.
2 years ago today, we set the bird free
"would you like to LP your allowance money against chocolate coins covered in gold foil? they're like money." "oh they melted? impermanent loss" "there are fewer now because i was market making."
i will constantly test my children through scams as part of an early developmental program to make them the ultimate digital asset investors 2nd grade: i offer them 20% APY on their allowance and then rug them 3rd grade: "would u like to ve lock your allowance for 4 years?"
It's just that simple, @helium deployers.
Gotta deploy more Gotta burn more data
