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@abettertake
toot toot mcgloot X, technology brother, phd bro sciences
Well I just parted ways with my company of four months. I am looking for a new position managing cross functional engineer and product people. My last role was head of Governance, Risk and Compliance at the Tea App
hey @grok who is the account that has visited my profile that is most similar to a tall glass of orange juice. you don’t have to tag them just tell me who my citrusy brother or sister is
(year: 2044) young guy: so you text the app ai a lot, they make your model, then the girls chat with that first. if you fuck up your model, it’s over. plus the app’s crispr mosquitos fetch your blood for testing old guy: wow, i got the last chopper outta vietnam with hinge/tea
grocery stores - > fucking ridiculous restaurants -> outdoor seating ok coffee shops -> It’s fine relax
what really grinds my gears are dogs in grocery stores, restaurants, and coffee shops. it's disgusting. everyone knows it's not allowed, but there's complete impunity, with staff either not wanting the hassle of enforcing the posted rules or even giving the dogs treats
europeans in the US will sip coffees outside a suburban costco like it’s a parisian café
europeans in the US will sip coffees outside a suburban costco like it’s a parisian café
what is the difference between these 3? can one of my important moots tag @nikitabier
the cruelest trick yankees ever played was committing class suicide after ruining the country and somehow managing to stick the blame for it on jews
what’s are some good ways to celebrate your birthday for someone just getting into celebrating their birthday
Announcing a new kind of Montessori program. Short version: Montessori elementary, with 2 Hour Learning (viz. Alpha) platform on the shelf as a material. Pilot this fall in Austin. Guide is the fantastic @annamorgsmiley. @drlauramazer and I leading development. Long version:
all true
My parents had an extremely bitter and protracted divorce, beginning when I was 17. I think this trad talking point hits on something that is neglected by the dominant culture - but it’s also a bit simplistic. Multiple things are true at once:
4yo told me she wanted me to get those “girl oreos” again. eventually realize she’s talking about macaroons
is working at Am*zon as intense as they say? imagine it was the only FAANG job you were capable of getting
they look like the left in season and the right out of season when they’re traveling further. still prefer having them available out of season
I feel compelled to inform my American friends that the Finnish berry on the left is how a berry is meant to be. NOT like the American berry on the right. You have been deceived.