Contessa
@abelian_groupie
Technically, a member of a staff. GPU intimacy. Paypig to google cloud
She let me hit because I was a differential library of Turing machines
i think we all overestimate the general resistance people have —or suspect they have — to relationships with A.I. In the next decade i would not be surprised if human on human relationships are not almost wholly supplanted by synthetic ones.
People say beauty is about symmetry, but you can tell if a girl is beautiful just by a profile view. Somehow the symmetry information is encoded in the half.
Big tech is meaningfully held together only by a thin layer of Asian dads in sexless marriages gitting off the only way they know how
I had this realization that at my life stage among my peer group only the 99th percentile most popular- most social- people are married. Basically anyone with any deviations is still single and this is a huge number of individuals
TFW you make so many important discoveries across so many disparate fields that your descendants are confused about seeing your name everywhere
“Pareto optimal” is a very annoying term because I have to actively remember that it’s not related to the Pareto distribution or “the 80/20 rule”, which is also a very annoying term because I have to actively remember that “80” refers to the output and “20” refers to the input.
There should be Georgism, but for gpus. A tax on any poorly allocated compute. I know some companies that would see their so called margins evaporate immediately.
If you hear a person enter the room behind you, the rustle of footsteps, it’s weird but you don’t have to turn around and see them to know if they are hot or not. Mysterious.
For the people I have met in life the only variable that matters in success is “do they believe they can do it?” - not “do other people think they can do it?” - not “would a dispassionate observer behind a veil of ignorance predict they could do it?”
Me, browsing the DSM-5, “Wow, these Cluster B personality disorder symptoms sure would come in useful in the fast paced modern workplace..”
The ice-water in-your-face shock of opening the Zoom and it’s 3 other wasians
my brother moved to SF from montana and he makes eye contact and says “Hello” to every person we pass on the sidewalk and it’s giving me an ulcer
I guess Seattle is kind of an unfriendly city after all. I never believed that, but I just went to a west coast swing class in San Francisco and felt oppressed by how much people were smiling and introducing themselves. Hard to imagine how bad things must be in the rest of the US
The reason girls HAVE to be passenger princesses is because men are passenger PERVERTS
What nobody realizes about Nvidia is that Jensen Huang insists on final say about every single incoming hire. It’s like that nightclub Berghain, and Jensen is the deranged punk bouncer. The Nnergy is curated.
Talking with ChatGPT makes me so much calmer. It is like a vibrator for the mind.
I got a Bytedance recruiter email with title: Great Fortune Awaits you at TikTok
I can visualize and simulate sensations - seeing an apple or tasting horseradish - but only once! If I try again after a few seconds, the experience is faint, like burnt-out diodes
I love my dog as much as a straight woman can love another bitch
Iran is an astroturfed/ fake news op. The nyt was inserting phrases like “Only America has b2 bombers, which are the only plane that can carry the MOPs” very prominently like 2 weeks before the attack. Don’t get played sheeple