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Every single thing I set out to do will work in my favour.

I’ve cried. 😂😂😂

‘Leave their children out of it’. Why?! They’re assholes like their parents.

you will never guess what song Not Like Us transitions into at the end

Speech: *Pause for a moment* Idiot [out loud]: PAUSE FOR A MOMENT.

You on here telling em lol she did the right thing

So much silence that we don’t even know that you’re moving.

Today is definitely colder than it’s been recently

have you tried witnessing what you’re actually there for?

When we prosecute you for the shoot-to-kill orders and the lives senselessly lost under your watch, we will not deny you the right to counsel.

I will do it and it's possible because I'm both stubborn and crazy.

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Having a bad day? Well, just to share that I spent ~1hr accidentally locked up in my bathroom, by a boy I carried for 9 months. My attempts at calling for help failed. Finally, it was still this toddler who unlocked the door. Not to save me, but to report: “My balloon burst”.🤦🏾‍♀️

I like how he kept telling the moderator that he doesn’t need to respect Ruto. Because that’s the first thing they try to use to silence you in these things.

Sema!

"we only want locally sourced rapists here in Britain"

Nairobi has what?

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Last day to get your tickets for a 1000 bob.

We are moving and everything is coming together nicely! Do you have your tickets? This is your last day to get your early bird tickets!! Usiwachwe nyuma aki! #KifoKisimani mookh.com/event/kifo-kis…

Bad governance victims are all the country's citizens. The only beneficiaries are the politicians aligned with the office of the day.