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They sentenced me to twenty years of boredom
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George Santos@MrSantosNY · Jul 22
It’s an understatement to say that I have started to dissociate.
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willa@poIarseltzer · Jul 18
“are you ready for your new music friday lessons?” alex g gulped. forth wanderers nodded. dj haram shuddered. madeline kenney blinked nervously. “yes jessie murph” they said in unison
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matt@inlanddernpire · Jul 18
I can’t tell if it’s stephin merritt at this alex g show or just some random bear
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matt@inlanddernpire · Jul 15
this is like when notre dame burned but worse
Dawg... The AMC in Lincoln Square 😳 tiktok.com/t/ZT6N9CN8L/
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Your daily Inland Empire screenshot@inlandempirebot · Jul 11
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matt@inlanddernpire · Jul 9
Fell asleep on acupuncture table and woke up forgetting who or when I am

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matt@inlanddernpire · May 31
As much as the subway ads want it to happen I will Not be spraying deodorant on my balls
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