lana schwartz
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writer bitch/freelancer/@newyorker, @mcsweeneys, @realpunknews + more/the books BUILD YOUR OWN ROMANTIC COMEDY & SET PIECE out now
thrilled to say i have a new book coming out in may with 831 stories 💘 (i can only best describe this as a romance novella for people with letterboxd accounts)
if there is one thing the g train is going to be in the summer it is bedford nostrand bound
i need all of you to stop calling whatever happened between stevie nicks and lindsey buckingham a situationship. please
BREAKING: Concession workers at Fenway are on strike. This is the first walkout in the 113 year history of the Boston Red Sox’s stadium. These essential workers will be on strike as the World Series champion Dodgers come to town this weekend.
I’m still here. 620 days ago. When kids were being slaughtered, losing limbs, growing hungry and they begged us, in English, to let them live. I never moved on; I’m still here.
Kids in Gaza hosting a press conference, in English, to beg the world for life. “We come now to shout and invite you to protect us; we want to live, we want peace…we want to live as the other children live.” Over 4200 kids, like these, have been killed.
Gaza is at a stage of irreversible famine, when bodies start consuming their organs. Even if they were fed today, many are past the point of absorbing nutrients. Israel has already been suppressing the true death toll, but we're at an inflection point. This means MASS GRAVES.
amy i am beginning to consider you may not be amazing
My coworker has been bragging about her husband’s potato salad and she brought some in to share - it has potatoes, tuna, eggs, and mayo. No seasonings. It’s like something you would give a Komodo dragon on its birthday.
writers search their entire careers for an introductory phrase that hooks like this.
When I shared that story about asking women for consent to motorboat them, I wasn't trying to be shocking for its own sake. I was responding to the backlash Pedro Pascal is getting for consensual, affectionate behavior with his costars 🧵
Initial reports that 16 people were killed and over 300 were wounded after Israel opened fire on people waiting for food trucks near Zikim crossing in north Gaza.
BREAKING: The NY Fire Prevention & Building Code Council just voted to codify the All-Electric Buildings Act into the state building codes. This is a huge moment for NY, as we lead the nation towards decarbonizing our building stock. 1/
I'm not sure that people realize how abnormal it is for journalists to be killed in wars. More have been killed in Gaza (232) than in the Civil War, World Wars I and II, the Korean War, the Vietnam War (+Cambodia and Laos), the Yugoslav wars, and the Afghanistan war, combined.
Breaking: An Israeli airstrike just killed Adam Yahya Abu Harbid, a cameraman for Al-Quds Al-Youm channel, along with all members of his family, after targeting their tent in Al-Yarmouk market in Gaza City.
They just gave ICE access to Medicaid records and now they’re criminalizing homelessness and mental illness. This isn’t public safety, this is eugenics.
The idea that a man being tall with a job means inherently they deserve someone else’s love
Breaking: An Israeli airstrike just killed Adam Yahya Abu Harbid, a cameraman for Al-Quds Al-Youm channel, along with all members of his family, after targeting their tent in Al-Yarmouk market in Gaza City.
Just a reminder — if you're a constituent and you need support from a housing lawyer, you can sign up for an appointment with our free housing clinic (every other Wednesday in our office). These lawyers are amazing (and sometimes they bring a cute dog!).
Thank you to @EmilyAssembly for having us for our housing legal clinic this week!
the lana del rey to whatever this is pipeline
Jessie Murph performs “1965” on ‘The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon.’
the devil wears prada 2....more like the devil wears prada 2 many on-set pictures of filming
saw a guy last night doing such blatant david foster wallace cosplay i almost went up to him and said 'this is water'
i have found the houseboat docked at the himbo dome that mj lenderman spoke of
