Casey Jones 🏄 🐘

"My father-in-law is a producer. It’s tough to get his attention during a good film; he’s just lost in wonder. We were watching The Two Towers together at Christmas and I asked him what it would cost to make it today. I will never forget his answer “We can’t, we don’t know how.”

The inferred message from Meg here is: "Christians should want a government that follows Jesus teaching" That's called a theocracy Meg. And as a "progressive Christian" who probably fawns over lgbt people and supports baby murder, I don't think you want a theocracy Meg.

This guy will do everything to avoid telling a joke

Me when I dream of a great joke and wake up and quickly write it down:

Late Night is like the payphone of modern entertainment.

The Woke Right are currently trying to cancel Joel Berry of The Babylon Bee. Many of the WR "influencers" and "thinkers" have joined in on this cancellation attempt, at least to some capacity. This thread will show this cancellation attempt for what it is. 🧵 ... (1/34)

God does not look at your performance to decide whether or not to bless you. He looks at Christ’s perfect performance on your behalf. Jerry Bridges

Colbert's next stop

There's a very valid third option: They oversold the files and have nothing to release.

My favorite one of these I've seen yet!

Just remembering this story apropos of nothing

Obama tired of being excluded from the Group chats

STOP THE HOMESCHOOLING BAN! School closures, vaccines, gender extremism...now the latest assault on parents' rights: trap kids in failing schools by banning homeschooling, charter schools. No! I will fight this and as governor, if enacted I will sue to overturn it. #StopAB84…

This would explain the drinking problem in "large tribal communities"

Cringy McCringface?

Sugar

Good for her