amber🦋 ➡️ EVO2025
@_bi_bitch
I like lifting heavy shit, painting space marines, and being weird
me and my girl don't argue she grabs the back of my neck like a dog and I submit
it’s for when your wife asks you to buy her a treat on the way back from work
what emotion is this even supposed to be
Olive’s tail moves so fast when she thinks she’s getting a bite of my food

I can’t do normal clothes. I tried putting on a tennis skirt and a crop top. Nah, wrap it up. My legs are too short and my torso is too broad. Im out.
Pecs and booty ☝️
flat chest and big ass is peak physique
I go on my first plane ride in a week!!! trying something so late in life but I’m excited
I don’t have patience for people who are rude or pushy to me like I have the temper of a fucking chihuahua
I forgot push ups and pull ups get harder as you gain weight 😫
Conspiracy theory I believe in: Hate can make you physically ugly.
0 labubus owned, 0 episodes of Love Island watched, 0 dubai chocolate products ingested