Leo

"who lives in a pineapple in the sea..." Lives rent free in my mind.

Your mum is the only person who genuinely loves you and if she's dead then nobody loves you.

Ladies is this too much to ask for?🤔

You’re not an “independent woman” if your entire lifestyle is funded by child support and alimony.

Never seen a South African that can’t dance

Luxury Dol nimepatana na yeye kwa kibandaski ,, Y'all Frauds

1 drunk man is more intelligent than 3 women with PhDs

People value death over life.

Lying is also a skill and women got all the experience.

Woke up to some bullsh!t. My grandma pregnant wtf🤦‍♀️

A man Will never cheat on you until you give him a baby.

Office husbands ruin real marriages silently.

Money doesn't change me,it just upgrades my silence.

They said angels don't exist - until she smiled.

Learn to lie, not all situations requires the truth.

Imagine your office wife going to work early and getting screwed by her boss.

Viktor Gyokeres agenda officially begins. Remember guys, every misplaced pass, every missed Chance, every loose touch, every failed dribble, we are coming for him. You know what to do.