Weeh Mzee™

One thing I ain't falling for ni " babe sina pesa" statement from a woman 💔 nah these people lie

Kwa ivo iyo jaba ya dunia kuisha hamkubuy 😅

Mkiacha mtu mnakuanga creative ajabu ,what is 'you are too perfect for me'?

Umerelax kwa mattress yako hapo chini alafu unaona mtu amechungulia kwa dirisha anasema hii nyumba iko vacant

Been there done that😂😂

Unakula hadi kunguru ya majuu? 😂😂

Hapa unaweza ongeza nini?😂

Hapa unaweza ongeza nini?😂

My age mates mostly ladies washaomoka. Siri ni gani?

Discipline is choosing between what you want now and what you want most.

Good morning good friends

"Mi ni cuzo yako,lakini mama yako si mama yangu," usiogope,,

Mimi huisha nikisikia mkisema eti waluyha huita kinembe shipoto

Sai kwa insha ningekuwa Nisha amka nikaoga na nkakula staftahi.

Huyu na yeye picha zake za tbt na za saa ii hakuna difference 💀😂

Muriega aguruki aya

no more talking stages left in me; IDGAF if you didn’t eat

My greatest fear in life is falling in Love with a Malaya

Ukiwai pata a woman desperate for love usiwaste chance ya kumkopa