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Maisha ya watu wawili ime wafurahisha hivo kaa mafala , udaku mpaka wanaume smh

What if someone is controlling your body while you sleep?

Ningekuwa ni mimi nimeconiwa kesho ningekuwa naamkia kwa liguru na sub chief yayee nyumba kumi wote hadi huyo mumama akamatwe hata 42 brothers wa huko musanda ikiwezekana 😬

What if your face changes everyday but you are too programmed to see it?

Mtu sai akanigift Kuku inataga mayai naweza shukuru sana

unanipata na aunty wako wa 40s then unajam,bro what if she's my missing rib!!

Backbenchers hamna usingizi

What if fiction is real and non fiction is curated fantasy?

Hatunaa option..mboka tuko zote

Akikuoa niite mbwa.

Hile siku twitter itafanya bookmark ikue public tutajionea maajabu

Block people who text “k”.

Handle ya huyo dem ameoshana ndo gani?

Watu walidinyanyana ni wawili lakini sai ni mimi nateseka in their absence wueeh🥲

"Warembo ni wengi ila nawalenga ndo maana usiku sikuhizi nalala mapema"...... ~watendawili~

Dem mmoja hapa tl ajitolee nimpee mimba mother ananisumbua anataka mjukuu

Wacha nitoke kwanza Tl imejaa Mbiti mkimaliza nitarudi 😔

Mschana mdogo ka mimi anafaa kuumwa na mgongo hivi kweli 😪

ujinga ni kutema jaba kwa vijiti vya kuonjeshwa!!

Six millon ningenunua gari ya miraa na inanipea 15k per day