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Block people who text “k”.

Him:Do you kiss on first date Me:NO I fuck

that deep sleep after s*x >>

Huyu wa saa hii ata chai moto sikunywi asichomeke.

me: finally gets comfortable in bed my bladder: it’s showtime.😩

Usiwai fanya makosa ya kukopesha Dem pesa real niggas know why

Normalize being brief to the point we ni mtu mkubwa.

Unasifu unono😭😂

y'all out here looking gorgeous for a living?😭

"small and curved d*cks will be the end of me"

😂😂🚮

"nlikua na 500 nikitoka asubui what happened "

dating a blind lady so that i can cheat in peace <<

Making peace with the fact that I'm broke.🥲

Today will be in your favor.

where do women get all this entitlement from?

What’s the most toxic text you’ve ever received?

That up coming Talanta hela stadium they better not install those kenyan flag coloured seats.

Madem huact nikama wao ndo wenye mbavu