Zac Mabry
@ZacMabry
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Y’all I am not sure how many tweets it would take to explain the absolutely insane situation I currently find myself in. I’ll start with this fact: I’m in Nice, France where it’s 3:00am and I’m currently curled up on a bench at a rental car facility.
Prince would be 4 minutes deep into moaning and gasping on the track then with complete sincerity be like We need to stop all wars right now.
“Final thoughts: A Church that survives by keeping quiet under tyranny may still have buildings, but it loses its soul.” This is the craziest thing I’ve ever read about people who literally just lost their lives when their building was attacked.
As a Roman Catholic, allow me to offer a defense of @JoelWBerry. To be sure, it was hyperbolic to say that ALL Catholics in Gaza support Hamas; but hyperbolic takes are nothing new here, so spare me your pearl clutching. Catholics are mad at Joel not so much because he was…
Mind you he sued them because they published his sex tape would not take it down.
So Hulk Hogan died. As a former Gawker writer (as are all Gawker writers thanks to Hulk Hogan), I won't be the first or the last to say 'fuck that guy.' Dance on any grave you want to, but this one's mine.
Yo WHAT
Nintendo says Mario and Princess Peach are just 'good friends' who help each other out whenever they can
Guy who only wants to see the Epstein list so he knows who to pray for
Just say you hate women
If you believe in any of this hokum you should be pulling a plow in medieval Europe
A year ago today, “memes” started and spread by corporate journalists were “everywhere” which caused some of you to be shocked 107 days later when she predictably lost every swing state lmao
One year ago today, I began my campaign for President of the United States. Over the 107 days of our race, I had the opportunity and honor to travel our nation and meet with Americans who were fighting for a better future. And today, millions of Americans continue to stand up…
I feel like Hunter Biden said what we were all thinking about George Clooney
None of them even pretend he was funny 😂
CBS canceled Colbert’s show just THREE DAYS after Colbert called out CBS parent company Paramount for its $16M settlement with Trump – a deal that looks like bribery. America deserves to know if his show was canceled for political reasons. Watch and share his message.
folk-pop is over, 2025 is saved
Taylor Swift’s upcoming album is rumored to contain vibrant, energetic pop infused with disco and electronic elements. The sound is reportedly inspired by 1990s Nordic pop, with influences from iconic acts like ABBA, Roxette, and Ace of Base. It’s set to have a blend of…
The year is 2045. Rates are 2.5%. The average home costs $4.7mm. A cup of coffee is $87. The median salary is $67,000/year. The last Boomer is richer than every young person combined.
*BESSENT: RATE CUTS WILL OPEN UP HOUSING MARKET
Something cool that a lot of people don’t know about me is that the fire alarm in my building has been going off for 30 minutes and there’s definitely no fire.
At Angelus, Pope Leo XIV reads the names of the three Christians killed by the “Israeli attack on the Church of the Holy Family in Gaza”, denouncing the targeting of civilians and places of worships, saying “we need to immediately stop these barbaric acts of war”