Yung Injury (left calf)

#fishtanklive Jimmy Bug Spray

I’m starting to rethink—Chinese historically has been the best language to learn for American businessmen, but that may just not be the case anymore. If I want to do international business, what should I learn?

The Phillies have always been based.

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS REPOSTING MY TWEETS?? ITS NOT SHOWING

I think my summer is going to have a very climactic ending in a good way

Shoo bop! Shoowop! Start diggin’ in your butt, twin! Shoo bop! Shoowop! Start diggin’ in your butt, twin!

I couldn't help but notice.... Ozzy tries to kill his wife, offs 17 of his own cats w/a shotgun and says he is sorry...everyone accepts. Hulk Hogan said something racist, and people are celebrating his death. Human beings are f*cking WILD

My daughter loves him, I think he looks a little gay, but whatever makes my princess happy ❤️❤️❤️

I guarantee you whoever left the fish sticks in there wasn't trying to do a "Based Antisemitism" it was just some fat fuck trying to eat their black people food

It's a testament to the man's greatness that even in death he could sling one more emotional spear into the heart of a soulless dyke haircut ballbusting shrew with cunt eyebrows whose primary legacy was peddling muckrake blog slop for a publication that should never have been.

Jason Mraz is extremely mainstream. But this album is meaningful to me because my mom has been playing it since I was a baby It’s also really good. If you’re not a pop fan but want to listen to some pop for science, listen to this

Outshallah bro

Should I post this or nah

I’m pretty sure I’ve spilled water on my pants every single day this week

I keep getting ghost likes on my tweets who’s the secret sammy

I’ll eat my words and apologize fully if I’m wrong about this btw.

Terminally online jew who calls goyim “goids”

RIP Hulk Hogan. An absolute legend.

they could've never made ween today. not because of wokeness or anything but 14 year old ween would be too busy playing fortnite or something instead of recording bullshit

I think we gotta let trannies infiltrate that “Tea” app so that actual women stop using it…

This is what I’d do to Pedro Pascal if I had a chance