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@YanitedCynical
Was utdcynical / yanitedcynical. We go again and I’ll keep this one I promise. Make sure you follow for the very best Ten Hag slander 👍 Retweets are great appreciated 🤝
Club just doesn’t learn from its mistakes. Sesko for £70m can’t happen. Doesn’t compliment Mbeumo/Cunha at all.
Am I a bad person? Welcome to Arsenal, Viktor Gyökeres 🤝 Narrated by Willem Dafoe 🎙️
Felix going for £50m and we can’t even het £40m for Garnacho lol. Worst selling club on the planet
For context: Hojlund ran in behind, missed the target. Made another run. Then had a chance from 15-20 yards out and sent it into the car park.
Sharpest I’ve seen Højlund look in about a year. Really impressed. Keep going.
Usually I’d be out on a Saturday night but instead I’m watching ‘Rasmus Hojlund’ trying to play football. Life doesn’t get much worse.
Arsenal fans are doing victory laps for this…. Hojlund’s more proven at the top level ffs
Viktor Gyokeres, the story so far 📖
Thank the lord we didn’t win Europa League 🙏
I’m so convinced that if United win the Europa, they sign Gyokores
Preparing for 0 shots on target, 2/10 duels won, 5 passes completed and 7 defenders wrestled.
📸 - Rasmus Højlund working hard.💪🏽
Wow the first correct thing Amorim has said. Shaw is still the best left-back itl when fit
Amorim: 'I think Luke Shaw is a world-class player. When he touches the ball, the ability to play one-against-one.' #mufc
Such an embarrassing excuse of a manager we appoint. Anyone supporting him isn’t a United fan
🚨🗣️ Ruben Amorim: "We are going to suffer but that feeling of bonding is really important - the spirit is positive." #MUFC
probably gets said every year but this might be the most highly anticipated PL season. Liverpool buying 3 superstars, City getting Cherki, will Gyokeres be a bagsman, will Amorim get b2b wins etc
Based on Manchester United's official posts of training game winners since Rasmus Højlund joined in August 2023, he has not appeared in any winning team photos. The claim appears accurate for these documented sessions.