WILL CHICH
@WillChich
All work no play makes Will a dull boy. 🏴
Alan Partridge as #Oscars2024 nominees. #oscars A thread: AMERICAN FICTION

Great news for those who can afford the fucking tickets!
Everyone knows how annoying it is when you’re on a train and your signal keeps dropping out. So we’re going to install ultra-fast cables along major rail lines to get rid of those dead spots.
BOB MORTIMER
UFOs land on Earth today. They ask to meet with one rep for humans, but not someone in the government. Who are we sending?
Managing to convince grown adults that having some dickhead in a mouse suit hovering over you while you eat breakfast is in some way “fun”.
What's the worst thing this company's done?
“There a shark over there! I shall name the fucker Mandible”
This is an easy.
One of the powers is stretching right?
Fantastic Four skins are coming to Fortnite It is one of the most wanted collabs ever via HYPEX
Having a charity boxing match against a member of the #SpiceGirls this week. Odds are in my favour!

Hi @thetrainline any chance someone could respond to my emails or DMs or is it case the reply arrives way later than you expect or not at all?
#oasislive25 was biblical. 2009 was the last time I saw them and the reunion gig was everything I could have wanted and more. My throat is torn to shred from singing every word. Incredible scenes!

I mean I was expecting something special… But resurrecting Jim Morrison. Fucking hell! #Oasis25 #oasiscardiff #OasisTickets #Oasis

Just priced train tickets from Worcester to Cardiff. (Just under 2 hours by car). 2 adults 3 children with a railcard included. 3 changes with disruptions. £127.90. ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MINDS!??
Go for a piss
you wake up as Batman, what’s the first thing you do?
This is such a funny thing to frame as a revelation you've uncovered and not a key plotline in the award-winning film Kneecap about the band Kneecap starring all three members of the band Kneecap.