Allan Pringle
@WhoTookMyName7
'He's right behind me, isn't he?' Geodesist, metrologist, trigonometrist. Misanthropic bear. AI sceptic. http://allanpringle.bsky.social
Also, I'm with you assholes more than with my own family as it is. What makes you think I want to spend any more time with you? 👇👇👇
There should be no after work events, meals out etc. They're difficult for parents and near impossible for single parents. If you want to build morale, do it during working hours.
It has always been thus... @SJFTremoribus 😂
I, for one, intend to embrace our cephalopod overlords.
Wow. Not blatant at all...
Is there anything this motherfucker doesn’t cheat at?
Colour me shocked... "Concerned citizens" etc...
Asylum seekers and refugees aren't who we need to worry about... theguardian.com/society/2025/j…
The eternal question...
Wall to wall idiocy on this site What the hell am I doing here
There's a tornado kicking off somewhere on the other side of the world...
Try to count her blinks. I dare you.
For all you beautiful people who supported my fundraising efforts, extreme endurance endeavours and always shared posts and tweets, please come support me one more time. I'll be on @HalcyonThe36557 on The You Tube on Monday evening for a chat about what's next and what's new.
Next week we speak with @theirishego and discuss his exploits in raising awareness for, and championing the rights of, the disadvantaged and disabled across the UK, his unrivaled fandom of #UKBR, and now his path forward as a performer in the genre he loves. Stay tuned.
He STILL doesn't know how tariffs work... 🙈
🚨BREAKING TRUMP REVEALS THERE IS NO DEAL WITH CANADA AHEAD OF AUG. 1ST DEADLINE "I think Canada will be one that just pays the tariffs" "when that letter goes out, they just pay. That's the deal.
Not sure how this is still happening in 2025... 😂
I’m sure they don’t only do that in Eton.
Could be the ultimate what you ordered / what you got meme...
went today and here’s how it actually looks
Me. Still not a fucking clue what they were for...
Who belongs to this era?
That's going to need some ointment...
Normally the journalists are the first to be rounded up. You'll be fine. @AllisonPearson
There has to be a level of this insane rambling at which JD steps up...
Trump: Obama and a group of thugs cheated on the elections. They cheated violently/viciously in the elections. These are violent people. These are vicious horrible people.
Like son like father: dumb as a rock...
Trump: We’re going to get the drug prices down by 1000% 600% 500% 1500%. Numbers that are not even thought to be achievable. Is Donald Trump the dumbest person to ever hold public office?
I like to imagine there was a Nazca child who would refuse to eat their mashed cassava unless it was served in the mice bowl
Bowl with mice decoration, Nazca culture, dating from 100–500 AD. Currently housed in the collection of The Princeton University Art Museum.
I am "No fucking idea who that is" old...
The fact that this is the most famous silhouette in the world.
That boy is either dumb as a rock, has zero self awareness, or both... #DaddyIssues
The award for dumbest tweet of the week has to go to Junior. Your thoughts?
Hate it when that happens...
My daughter’s new bluetooth karaoke mic has suddenly and mysteriously disappeared and we are all just so, so sad that we can’t find it
This is why everybody wants to work from home...
Should I be upset by this obvious shot at me in the office?