☆✨ Rob ✨ ☆

I was able to get out for a walk tonight. It looks like all of the micro Fae are busy building their fuzzy dirigibles to escape before the Ice Queen comes. If you had a seeing glass you could see two fat women in a gondola, smoking pipes and telling filthy jokes in their patois.

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I’ve decided that my 3 cats have a last name. It’s not the same as my last name. Their last name is Poopoo-Butt. This is Dave Poopoo-Butt.

Railroad, train or station… let’s see them!

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#ImNotGoodAtTellingJokesBut A grasshopper goes into a bar. The bartender says, “Hey! I got a drink named after you!” The grasshopper says, “Oh yeah?! You got a drink named Steve?!?”

I wish my colleagues at work would be nice to me from time to time. People like that kind of stuff. I’m people, dammit. They forget that all the time here. I’m like an AI that likes weird music to these people.

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Nobody would eat it if it was called a Sloppy Randy.

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She was standing on the windowsill and when I looked at her she planted her head so she could look back at me upside down. Cats are little weirdos.

#GrandmaOnceToldMe “It’s Wednesday night. On Wednesday night we watch Jeopardy and drink Manhattans.” This was shortly after I moved in with her in college. True story.

If there’s actually a town in California called Yorba Linda there has to be a sister city somewhere called Yorba Diane. That’s the way it worked with my aunts. Stands to reason. I reckon.

#InsteadOfFoodDyeWeCanUse LSD

As seen in my travels. Whoops.

Well, yeah. My real name is not Rob. My real name is Big Dick McGhee.

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Good morning, nerds 👋🏻 Joust t-shirt today. Anybody wanna ditch work and go rent jet skis? That would be cool.

Show me your Skylines Chicago doing its Jack and the Beanstalk routine.

Share your feel-good place! 🐕🌿 #NaturePhotography #NatureVibes

Happy #RockinTuesday, hope it is a rockin good one for you all 🤘🏻🤘🏻🤘🏻