Brent Baltoutous
@VeryLargeShips
Puritanical Captain. Family man. Random thoughts and quotes from my children.
End of summer swim team party and parent/kid relays today so I gave everyone their own smelling salts.
There's not a single middle class or greater kid in America that needs a new toy. Not one.
If you were a paint roller lost somewhere in my house, where would you be?
One time as a kid, I got five drivers in a row to give me a horn blow by doing the international trucking signal for blowing the airhorn.
Share a piece of trucking lore about yourself.
Flotation secured.
Project of the day: floating dock treatment.
I legitimately wonder how long it will be until some guy goes to one of these women's homes to confront her over something she posted on the app.
An app designed to keep women safe has leaked their licenses, with full addresses, and the pictures all have location metadata attached to it hahahahahhahahah
Didn't have walls like this but I'm fairly certain the paddles in Dazed and Confused were based on my mom's weapon of choice.
If your house had walls like this, you probably got spanked as a child.
Imagine paying $6000 for a zero turn mower with a stamped deck.
Sometimes I do retarded things. For instance, I built a nice fence to keep my chickens sequestered. Made the opening big enough for my zero turn, but then completely failed to take in to account the width of the gate when attached. Now I get to use the push mower for eternity.
Lower trim is on and I finally stained the outside cedar beam landscape border. Unfortunately, my wood filler is not taking stain so now that's a whole thing I need to deal with. Always something.
I know I don't have any followers but I have a conundrum I need help with and not getting anywhere with the local chicken groups. We have mallards with our flock which live in a 1/3 acre pen with their coop. We have a big pond about 75 yards from the pen that we want our ducks to…
There's something truly incredible about riding in my Tesla with full self driving activated while I jam out at full volume to songs I listened to before cell phones were even a thing.
She's a beaut, Clark.
Only thing left is to put the bottom trim on the columns and that will be a wrap. This was way more work than I thought it was going to be.
Only thing left is to put the bottom trim on the columns and that will be a wrap. This was way more work than I thought it was going to be.
