Mathew
@VeryGreatMathew
Oregon Man
i’ve been lenient with this friend who owes me $300 bc she’s struggling financially so I’m like okay that’s fine take your time <3 so tell me why she’s posting pictures from Mykonos rn
There should be a way to block the door online to prevent someone from leaving
Just checked the mail. Bad news. My ex-wife is divorcing me again.
A man out riding with his horse witnesses the return of water after a long period of drought.
Bieng gay just for today to try it out and using a super exaggerated gay lisp with sincerity
The Hogan/Gawker case was part of a pivot in the internet that accelerated around 2011--the normiefication of the web, a transition from a "Wild West" to a corporate environment. Fifteen years ago, Reddit was happy to host "Jailbait" and "Creepshots" communities, and pages…
*rubbing my belly at the AA meeting* “Thank you for letting me speak tonight. I’m not an alcoholic. *slaps belly* My struggle is much harder”
This week marks the 2-year anniversary of my notoriously clumsy wife falling to her death shortly after filing for divorce
My cunning bitch wife re-married me just to divorce me again. She owns 3/4s of the boat now.
None of the medical schools I applied to consider my bachelors degree from Hustlers University valid
My years as a sex tourist taught me that women are very intellectually starved people.
Any mutuals in Turkey? I’ll be visiting soon for a business trip unrelated to my male pattern baldness.