Stakeholder Consultant
@echetus
Landless serf toiling on the engagement farms
My favourite thing to do is to go on the Internet Archive and try to find webpages for states and companies that no longer exist. Below I will compile for convenience:
I enjoy this app primarily as the lowest-effort way to inflict my opinions on strangers
It all just descends into a fever dream. The surgeon who removed people’s legs was doing it as a fetish thing? No, that’s too ridiculous. Very heavy handed. Beyond the suspension of disbelief.
“The American Candy Stores are used to bankroll Muslim-Only political internships” feels like a hallucination from Right Wing Twitter
The gender norm now is that males are the cooks. This is because both genders are equally employed/underemployed/unemployed but only men both enjoy food and have the energy to make food. Left to their own devices foids will literally consume nothing but lattes punctuated by a…
visiting my boyfriend is like he cooks an elaborate meal for 5 hrs and i bring this little chair into the kitchen and drink my g&t he made for me and just sit on my phone and don’t help
It's 2027. King Arthur, Henry II, Oliver Cromwell and Lloy George have descended from Albion. They ask you what you've been doing to restore Britannia. How do you answer?
Met an eighty-something Japanese woman who described herself as “an Asiatic”

Trump is, in reality, soft hearted. A career politician would bay for Maxwell’s execution. Trump just doesn’t have that Herodian impulse.
Trump: I wish Ghislaine Maxwell well. @jonathanvswan: She’s a child sex trafficker. Trump: Big deal... I do, I wish her well.
Me and my <500 follower mutual
miranda cosgrove asking ozzy osbourne for a selfie, 2003
Britain became eligible for the Green Card Lottery for the first time in 2025, but interesting not a single Brit seems to have been selected. What’s the cause?

Read a description of 18th century hanging in Australia where the executed woman was so drunk, she had to be propped up by two others on her way to the gallows. I wonder how common this was generally.
Diaries are lost technology
Whenever a book has a direct quote from an old conversation the author had I usually assume it’s mostly made up cause how could you remember the exact words someone said 10 years ago