Roy Mustang
@Flame_AIchemist
Colonel in the Amestrian Military, State Alchemist, Hero of Ishval || Fly High, Hughes 🕊️ https://lieutenantcolonelroy.straw.page/
This is slander against my… decent enough name.
“Seems that Wrath has been hit by a car recently in my absence. Can’t trust Edward to watch anything.. Be honest, Colonel Mustang. Were you driving again? Did you hit that poor boy?”
I go take a nap in the Records Room and when I wake up it’s already almost the end of July… why did none of you wake me up?
Okay buddy.
My last 9 seconds in Roy Mustang's body after possesing him for 24 hours:
Build my shrine.
setting up my roy shrine again in a few weeks life is good
setting up my roy shrine again in a few weeks life is good
WHO POSTED MY NUDES ON ????
“The uniform may come off on Sundays, but the heat? That stays. Careful.. Get too close, and you might not want to leave.” #seductivesunday ♙
It’s very nice, Fullmetal. Your brother had quite the talent.
“My little brother, Al, (Alan, who I ironically call Al,) has drawn Roy Mustang on my hand.. So I guess the Colonel is stuck on me for the day. Figured I’d post it for him.”
In all seriousness though, everyone who uses the excuse Roy sleeps around with women to argue why he is straight is falling for his act
Too many Edwards. Why can’t we have another Alphonse or something? He’s my favorite of the two brothers anyways.
This is what I get for leaving a little runt of a child to do my paperwork.
“Hey Colonel, just finished your taxes.., hope you like how I claimed your ego as a dependent. Figured if anyone’s draining your resources, it’s that inflated thing.”
in honor of pride month let’s just hold hands
in honor of pride month let’s all kill roy mustang
notice how Roy Day is the first day of Pride Month… that’s right. I’m #bisexual
Such a talented artist you are, Fullmetal. Too bad you waste it with stuff like this. Let me enjoy my day