Unicorn T. Fren, cookin’ sumfin!
@UnicornFren
#Catholic X’s only Dune Expert and Drunk Unicorn! Professional Cook “The Goodest of the Lawful but not always the most Lawful of the Good” Narnian-American
this is me btw. when you’re being mean to me this is who you’re being mean to

i love the worm-songs of the new dune game
i really do think that sending “scientists” & journalists to the stake and starting over is our best bet
if there’s gotta be a war — i want us liberating europe from the ppl governing europe bc it really does look like they’re doing war crimes using a cat’s paw
i’m simply not interested in hearing what crispr has to show the world. it’s only gonna be good for eugenics until ppl start doing harm to powerful ppl say nothing bc i’m american & you’re unsafe from your government
why would you start the game if you didn’t want me to play?
Max. sweetheart. we’re at war w the Berk clan, and look YES it’s my fault (unsurprisingly) but it’s what’s going on for whatever reason
now YouTube thinks i’m interested in WoW videos, so that’s how i shot myself in the foot
y’all should believe Max
Believe it or not, the Unicorn Regime is the kinder, gentler option.
until it’s STOPPED, it’s going to be this
there’s only ever gonna be “but we NEED these invaders” under different flavors until they’re MADE to stop elon & krishnamurti’s second coming vivek ramaswamy’s meltdowns on Christmas showed everyone that
that’s like 10,000 signatures from phteven clones alone
I would 100% support this
i actually won’t ever care that a mexican dump truck is parked in front of an ICE van. i hope ICE hops out & deports her too i’m 💯 fine w ICE deporting all union “leadership” to israel, for that matter bc it’s all jewish & it’s all weaponized against american workers