PHTEVEN

Every Hail Mary is a slap to Satans face so yes, pray it every day 🙌

Years ago I went out with a very-wealthy Jewish girl from Boston who was big in the art scene in NYC. Met her at some bar in Brooklyn where bike couriers hang out; proceeded to spend a month straight with her. She did coke 24/7, took me to VIP rooms at tons of clubs, and seemed…

punisher yells its punishing time and then punishers all over the place

I'm Dave

and now offer to one another the hand sanitizer of peace

Share a piece of Dave lore about yourself

Strip clubs make no sense.. "lets all go get blue balls"

someone called the police because they are seeing signs of a woman being trafficked.. hero!!

2 black guys shotting at each other behind a hotel

It's called clankface, and it is NOT ok. My kids were watching this. Screaming, crying, throwing up. Do better, Warner Brothers.

oh look at that blond white girl sitting there.. shes such a nazi

what equipment do I need to do a podcast where I interview my mutuals?

if religious hippy didn't look like that no one would listen to her.. fucking simps

We are influencers and you should listen to us because of reasons

junior year college: my sisters hot friend Catholic freshman, sees me, jumps into my arms.. asks for my phone.. puts in her phone number and tells me to call her. I was confused and never did.. I'm a retard

My n my besty

Ever look back at your life of all of the opportunities God gave you that you fucked up? this sucks

Ben Askren is an absolute beast.. I think he will beat the odds and be able to coach again..

turned the scanner back on and the first thing I hear is a drive by

NotDiogenes After reviewing your bio and mutual engagements, the gayest profile visitor appears to be DaveSomething4. Tag confirmed.