Lavender Lace
@UnchasteM
Undomestic Goddess. Unadventurous. Outsider. Sensitive Soul. Incurably curious. Why do you stay in prison when the door is wide open?
You’ve coped with the unknown before. You can cope with it again.
How many times will you people tweet this? I curse the day Elon monetized the blue tick omg!
Shannon Sharpe has to pay $23M to a white Latina with a pancake ass but told his daughter she had a max budget of $30k for her wedding so she’d need to serve her guests spaghetti. Created generational wealth for somebody else family 🥴
The woman obviously did not make the post so why the insult? Smh.
Was being a bottle girl ever an option for you?
OMG! I saw this story but just assumed it was another story of parents being negligent. Oh no.
A 3-year-old boy died in a hot car after being left inside for over five hours by a Department of Human Resources contract worker, who took him from his parents after they were deemed ‘unfit.’ 😳💔🕊️🙏🏽
Are you also owing your PR team?
For 1 show? We pay finished work. #iaintinthemood
Yet another idiot who makes things up on twitter for the money.
Oh wow
The monetisation of twitter was a big mistake. People are encouraged to make nonsense up and are rewarded for it.
Ayra Starr is not permitted to have a boyfriend for the next five years just because She’s now signed to ROC Nation, Jay-Z’s label?😳
So what was the point of your tweet? “50k I wish”
chiming in here..i’ve been FULLY paid from Flo and absolutely adore them. not sure who this lady is but i wasn’t paid 50k for “30 seconds of choreography” that’s a lie. yall enjoy the rest of your days. ✌🏾
What exactly is going on in America?
My favorite app to scroll is Venmo because why is Bill making his wife pay him back for her Starbucks coffee?
And how will they define “women”?
UBER will soon allow women customers to request only women drivers, the company says in a statement.
He pays bills and carries the burden of the family but does not have his own keys to get into the house. Oh.
Man: Pay rent, pay bride price, pay for wedding & carries the burden of family. Woman: Locks a man outside his own house because he didn’t inform her. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why can’t I ever see the quotes on this account?
Tebogo Thobejane's ex-boyfriend Vusi Matlala and his wife Cordelia Matlala; a dive into their business. - vusi matlala owns cat vip protection services. - vusi matlala is friends with vusi khekhe and he is the co-boss of the boko haram gang. - vusi matlala stands accused of…
People are dying that have never died before.
BREAKING: Ozzy Osbourne has died at the age of 76. trib.al/NRGiXel 📺 Sky 501, Virgin 602, Freeview 233 and YouTube
You men hate women. Someone in the comments said he would prefer for the wife and child to die than go out to buy her food.
Husband laments after he went out at night to buy barbecue because his pregnant wife was craving it😭🤣
This man was swept away while on holiday with his wife and child. Is it appropriate to be fantasizing about him reuniting with his late ex girlfriend?
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Half the people in the quotes/CS think this is about opening the door/gate; the other half are talking about sex.
I can’t wait to get married and refuse to open for my husband when he comes back home late.
So Tai Solarin wa kere ni?
Governor Dapo Abiodun announces the change of name in honor of the Late Awujale Of Ijebu Ode from Tai Solarin College Of Education oo The Oba Sikiru Adetona College Of Science And Technology.
The drunkard wife who sleeps all day and thinks her children are late for school when they’ve actually just returned from a full day at school?
“I need someone to talk to” and it’s the babe that said she will send you rate card before a date you decided to open up to while your wife of over a decade is at home. Men ehn