I'm Smoking Blair Witch Pack

Finally... John Leguizamo Dressed as an Evil Clown... Rapping and Farting for 90 Minutes... in 4k

smoking on something dubious on my break at the fish hatchery

Walton Goggins for the PS2

i like when music sounds evil

Italian exploitation film: the most graphic upsetting violence you’ve ever seen. Italian exploitation film composers:

KICKED OUTTA DA CENOBITES BECAUSE ALL MY CHAINS ARE ICED OUT CUBAN LINKS

every movie director i like is my friend and has the same perfect politics as me

Tom Clancy's Gooner Recon

*pulled over by a cop* "hey, don't worry I'll get my friend and trusted confidante Ghislaine Maxwell on the phone and she'll sort this whole thing out"

Landlords do not qualify as human beings.

🎨Shinji Nishikawa

the lint in your dryer has more purchasing power than the Canadian dollar

why the fuck does coffee cost $33 in Canada

okay now do Woody Allen next! 🤞🏻

in every part of my life i follow the sexual guidelines of payment processors

I fear House would team up with the dog to beat the shit out of the other two

Can I stay at your place tonight? I had a big fight with my butler