Trump U. Lawgrad
@TrumpLawGrad
MAGA2024 FIXER. JD from Trump University 120 percentile. Aced Con Law. 2021 MAGA CHARTER chairman. MAGA LAWNORDER! The brains behind the brains behind Miller.
The feeling is mutual. Please read this article from my friend and brother Michael Fanone. open.substack.com/pub/ofthebrave…
Trump calls press conference to set the record straight:
Only geniuses can draw words in 3D while playing 4D chess.
Possibly the greatest single male athletic performance of all time
Everyone agrees he is HOT and not a square!
HE ACED THAT TEST! They actually showed him a TRIANGLE. You know what he said? "That's a TRIANGLE," he said. Most people get CONFUSED! They think it's a SQUARE, but Donald DID NOT! He was RAZOR SHARP and COGNITIVELY THERE! And the experts testing him even said he was HOT! Wow!
The victimhood of maga is astounding.
Wait…you’re playing victim because you DID NOT get molested by a priest?
The silent crowd with the squeaking has me CRYING
Simultaneous coverage of Israel/Iran: CNN: former head of Israeli military intelligence. Fox News: a rabbi and a plastic surgeon. 😂
It is a tremendous HIPPA violation for you to publish this without his consent. Also, as a sitting US Senator, he has diplomatic immunity And this is coming from a youth football coaching legend and licensed notary public, not some random clown 🤡 Delete this or I’ll report
An unchecked government is a greater danger to the liberty and safety of Americans than any external foe.
Good doge.
Correct, states MUST release individuals when criminal law no longer justifies holding them. You’re learning. Good doge.
This is Rockford, Michigan, which is a suburb of Grand Rapids, and part of the congressional district I represented. Rockford voted for Biden over Trump in 2020 and Harris over Trump in 2024. I didn’t vote for any of those candidates. Just reporting the facts.
I wonder why America’s small towns are so placid, lovely, and orderly. It’s a total mystery
“If you lay a hand on a law enforcement officer, you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law” - Kristi Noem @SecNoem
It's getting out of hand in LA
Women dealing with periods, pregnancy and menopause. Checkmate.
What Do Men Actually Really Deal With ?? 🤷♀️
The Penn-Wharton model’s nonpartisan analysis—not me—exposes the math. Claiming $1.6T in savings while adding $3.3T to deficits is either delusion or deception. Real reform requires permanent cuts to bloat, not temporary trims that let bureaucrats rebuild bigger. Until DC stops…