Trailer Swift (Original Recording)
@Trailer_Swift69
If you can't stick to your own standards and rules, don't expect others to. As featured on 'The Jeremy Vine Show'. Artist, Comedian, Model, Influencer, Writer.
I'm going to start leaving reviews like this from now on.

This is Robert Maddox, his hobby is installing jet engines on anything that can move
Trump has cut illegal arrivals over the Mexican border by 97%. My column on how he did it - and lessons for UK: thetimes.com/article/582674…
Nadine Dorries introduces the Online Safety Bill: “This groundbreaking Bill will keep users safe while protecting freedom of expression and democratic debate online.”
🚨 BREAKING: Elon Musk says the UK’s Online Safety Act is designed to suppress the people.
Sometimes it's just easier to predict what's going to happen if you assume the government hates you. "We're going to arrange for terrorists who killed British soldiers to live on your street. But don't worry - we have a special police force watching you for any sign of dissent"
EXCL: BMA union refused a hospital’s plea to allow a doctor to carry out potentially life saving cancer tests. But hero doctor caught wind of it and crossed the picket line to help six men waiting for prostate biopsies. Brilliant story by @SophiaSleigh thesun.co.uk/health/3602722…
Labour hate us.
JUST IN - UK Home Office to assemble an elite team of police officers to monitor social media for "anti-migrant sentiment" in a new investigations unit to "flag early signs of potential civil unrest" — Telegraph
“Sex offenders, corrupt officials and people imprisoned under US-led coalition are also among those who have been accepted for resettlement in the UK in an apparent failure of vetting procedures. The Telegraph has shared details with British authorities.” telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/07/2…
EXCL: Labour accused of hypocrisy after raising age members can be local branch chairs, treasurers and secretaries to 18 - days after lowering voting age to 16 thesun.co.uk/news/politics/…
Marvellous isn’t it?
Former Taliban fighters are living in the UK after being airlifted from Afghanistan on British mercy flights, The Telegraph has been told telegraph.co.uk/news/2025/07/2…
Don't really fancy watching the new Fantastic 4 movie. So I've decided to rewatch the two from the mid-2000s. Julian McMahon, Chris Evans and Michael Chiklis all in the same film 🍆🍆
Things you need a passport for in Britain: Access Pornhub. Watch a protest in Leeds on X. Things you don’t need a passport for in Britain: Entering the UK on a small boat.
It’s now harder to get on pornhub than it is to get into the UK
The Online Safety Act is another predictably poisonous fruit of the last Conservative Government and one more reason why the Tories should never be allowed near power again.
🚨Our fears appear to have been vindicated on the very first day of the Online Safety Act's enactment. Some footage of protests taking place this evening against illegal immigration is unavailable on X for at least some UK users, with a warning about a restriction due to ‘local…
It took all of 12 hours for the Online Safety Act to switch from protecting kids from porn to censoring protests outside migrant hotels. Day 1.
“The government is censoring us, which means they’ve lost the argument!” seems so quaint these days.
Took them less than 24 hours.