Tim Platt
@TimothyPlatt
listen to TEETH LIKE BEAK on all platforms and come see my hour RICHARD NIXON SINGS in Chicago, DC, LA, Seattle
my debut album TEETH LIKE BEAK is out today from @absolutelyprods you can listen to it most places but why not start here: timplatt1.bandcamp.com/album/teeth-li…
🎩💪💣RUDE TALES OF MAGIC💣💪🎩 Nethermurk Episode 23: The Bounty Becomes the Hunted (With Special Guests the Fool's Gold Crew!) Featuring the wonderful Dingo (@DingoDoodles ), Felix Irnich (@FelixIrnich ), and Avery Howett!
In the matter of books, our son is like a rude pagan king surrounded by literate priests he neither trusts nor is yet prepared to dismiss from his service.
If you saw me at my show The Portal last night, please get tested… for Laughkemia! Thank you for coming!
this is an insult to my critically acclaimed novel The Crazy Timeline
The worlds greatest fiction writers couldn’t have conceived of a timeline like this
Sometimes there are These Those episodes that I don't really even need to be present for
🐮⏱️🧑🎨OH THESE, THOSE STARS OF SPACE🧑🎨⏱️🐮 Episode 95: The Nintendo Switch 3- Mootant Massacre
🦇🍧👨⚕️RUDE TALES OF MAGIC👨⚕️🍦🦇 Nethermurk Episode 19: A Chocolate, If You Can Keep It
Me being a Washington Wizards fan will one day entertain my infant son, who will most likely be a Knicks or Nets (who knows!) fan (unless we move somewhere soon or he doesn’t like the nba, which is as possible as anything else, guvnah!)
“nonfiction” is Italian for “not fiction” but it is also French for “never fiction.” I wish it war’nt so, guvnah. I wish it war’nt so.
Two best friends get together to have a beer
In 2020 during the pandemic I rolled around NY with a speaker and did stand up for people who did not ask me to do stand up. The full special is now on YouTube. youtu.be/2-HUeu0QjLY
What am I supposed to do when the best part of me was always you? What am I supposed to say when I'm all choked up that you're okay? I'm fallin' to pieces