Timothy Imholt
@TimothyImholt
Father, writer, scientist, teller of dad jokes. The guy that wrote that book you read that time, and plays that game you like.
Ok, this one is mean, and I feel seen.
You put your left leg in, your back goes out. You’re creaking and cramping and you've got a dose of gout... You twist and shout and a little wee comes out... That's what aging is all about!
Yesterday, Bloomberg published one of the best, very recent articles about the current (wild) state of Deep Sea Mining. There have been many major developments, and this analyzes a lot of the different threads. A balanced read. finance.yahoo.com/news/trump-cri…
Spleen was the best.
"Mystery Men" was released on this day in 1999. Fantastic superhero action/comedy (based on the comic book by Bob Burden) from director Kinka Usher and screenwriter Neil Cuthbert. Highlights: Terrific performance by Geoffrey Rush (special mention: the Michael Bay cameo is…
Ok, I never would have looked there for a hidden Mickey.
Hidden Mickeys in the treads of the Grand Marshall car tires.
I need some book recommendations. I'm looking for comedic, light hearted fantasy books like those by Robert Asprin, but I have read all those. Anyone have some thoughts?
“Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow Internet to see who they really are.” —Will Ferrell
Went into the pen and ink doodles last week, here’s a couple.
Dear Cowboys. I keep saying you need better analytics and data driven decision making. I’m available anytime.
#Cowboys owner Jerry Jones was asked why the team was proactive in extending Trevon Diggs and Terence Steele, but has taken its time with others — like CeeDee Lamb last year and Micah Parsons this year. He responded: “Frankly, should we have waited on Diggs and Steele?” —…
I have golfed with people who had larger anger issues. How bad could it be?
My two boys and daughter hanging around here somewhere are teens now. This however, sums up those Toddler years for anyone who is curious. Parents, back me up here.
I have to be honest. I have watch the movie The Money Pit far more often than I should have and laugh every single time.
I have seen this before and every single time I want to be one of the people smacking him with stuff really hard. I mean...He needs to test it.
Canadian inventor Troy Hurtubise tests his armored grizzly bear protection suit.
BREAKING NEWS - I solved the Stonehenge question. It was left behind by ancient aliens as a joke to keep us guessing as to its true purpose.
We all need to take a moment and remember the brilliant 1986 film, Armed and Dangerous!
Did you hear about the Italian chef that died? He pasta way. We cannoli do nothing. He run out of thyme and his legacy will become a pizza history!