Tom Parker
@ThomasTParker
Brummie Irish 🇮🇪. Tweets mainly about Aston Villa, Edmonton Oilers, Clare GAA.
You can tell I'm old as shit because I have never heard of Gunna or Lil Baby in my life 😭 #AVFC
Question of the day out in the US 🎤 #AVFCUSA
Delighted for him, and happy that #AVFC helped him to rediscover himself. 🙌
Hello? Barça? For sure, I 'm coming ☎️
Off to the office today. My big lanyard of Brummie badges just hit me right in the feels. @ichoosemag is donating £3 to Cure Parkinsons for every 'Ozzy The Bull' badge sold, with free postage too. Get yours: ichoosebirmingham.bigcartel.com/product/ozzy-t…
Hey, @AVFCOfficial: Can we roll the tifo out one more time before the Newcastle game? #AVFC
Ozzy. Jesus Christ. Where to start? A celebrity death that feels, somehow, so personal. Memories of being really young, and my dad playing 'Paranoid' for me. Being agog at the 'talking' guitar in Iron Man. His voice was a soundtrack that I would hear reverberating around Villa…
Screamer.
⏪ 🐝 Bryan Mbeumo’s first goal in England! #EFL | @ManUtd
Look at how much they mocked. If you’re unhappy with prices and didn’t take part, it’s your own fault. #AVFC
A huge thank you to all volunteers who spent their matchday distributing cards and to all participants for showing the red card to fan exploitation. A credit to our club. 💜 #StopExploitingLoyalty
If you're in meltdown over a *pre-season* game that 75% of our first team didn't play in, I'm really not sure I can help you. #AVFC
It ends in defeat.
Delivering an angry, jealous rant about #AVFC, absolutely apropos to nothing? He's a proper Bluenose, you have to give him that.
I think I'd lose my mind if he joined United under any circumstance, but if it was for a fee that low, I'd riot. #AVFC
🚨 | Emi Martínez has a £21.6m release clause in his Aston Villa contract, but #mufc are willing to pay more to spread the payment. Martínez has "everything ready" for the move. [@clarincom/@Sport_Witness]
I get that this guy is Argentina's answer to Ornstein or Romano, but he also claimed Emi was away a couple of years ago and was completely wrong. Let's just see. #AVFC
Manchester United avanzó concretamente por Emiliano Dibu Martínez. Ya hay negociación con Aston Villa.
This is a guy who was the first choice goalkeeper for a Champions League team last season. It's a really solid acquisition. #AVFC
Aston Villa is pleased to announce the signing of Marco Bizot from Stade Brestois.
I was promised a kit launch today, where is the kit launch?! #AVFC
"Death to the IDF" (a genocidal army) will cause weeks of uproar in UK but "Kill All Taigs" (Catholics in a part of UK UK signed a peace agreement for) is met with silence. Irony is that loyalists believe silence is support in reality they don't care about any of us here.