Keean Bexte
@TheRealKeean
Juno News War Correspondent. Future and final President of CBC/Radio-Canada
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Federal employees streamed terabytes of Netflix while at work junonews.com/p/federal-empl…
If you were a @CPC_HQ delegate, would you vote to keep Pierre on as leader, or replace him? Have your say - vote now: junonews.com/p/have-your-sa…
"With bonuses being scrutinized so heavily, we have to come up with new incentives to keep our hosts and reporters... um... motivated," the speaker on the leaked recording said.
"I can haz democracy? At what time does the narwhal bacon?!1?" replied the organizer, with a hearty tip of xis fedora.
I've just driven through all of Battle River-Crowfoot. Not a single non-conservative sign anywhere to be seen.

This is so wrong. Injustice seems to have become the norm under Liberal rule.
The prosecution of @LichTamara and @ChrisBarber1975 has been excessive and vindictive. The Crown is seeking a seven year sentence (eight for Chris) for a three-week peaceful protest almost three and a half years ago. All while violent offenders are given slaps on the wrist.
The prosecution of @LichTamara and @ChrisBarber1975 has been excessive and vindictive. The Crown is seeking a seven year sentence (eight for Chris) for a three-week peaceful protest almost three and a half years ago. All while violent offenders are given slaps on the wrist.
Vibing to some Punjabi playlists at my local Singh Hortons (aka Tim Hortons) today.
Alberta Premier Danielle Smith says the province would be open to pulling out of Canada’s supply management framework and that the idea deserves further consideration. junonews.com/p/smith-signal…
The Battle River–Crowfoot by-election ballot, where Poilievre hopes to re-enter Parliament, now has over 100 candidates and counting due to the efforts of a controversial election protest group. junonews.com/p/poilievre-ca…
Immigration, Refugees and Citizenship Canada (IRCC) announced that it will start issuing invitations later this month to thousands of Canadians interested in sponsoring their parents or grandparents for permanent residency. junonews.com/p/canada-to-is…
WOAH: Watch this Indian man inviting foreigners to use Canada’s refugee program like a "free vacation," abusing the government payouts while real Canadians "suffer" the tax burden.
Liberal "Public Safety Minister" Gary Anandasangaree should be fired from cabinet, ejected from the House of Commons, and deported to whatever shithole he is from. junonews.com/p/carneys-publ…
Prime Minister Mark Carney’s public safety minister previously lobbied for a man identified by immigration authorities as a member of a terrorist organization, urging them to approve his permanent residency despite national security concerns. junonews.com/p/carneys-publ…
The Waterloo school board @wrdsb trained staff that the word “family” is racist. Now they’re teaching kids in Grade 8 that their parents’ right to know is a "LIE." This is happening under Doug Ford and a “conservative” government. READ MORE: junonews.com/p/exclusive-gr…
Prime Minister Mark Carney’s public safety minister previously lobbied for a man identified by immigration authorities as a member of a terrorist organization, urging them to approve his permanent residency despite national security concerns. junonews.com/p/carneys-publ…
“Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.”
“I mean, you want to be careful – holding your elbows up for too long can lead to nerve compression,” remarked Carney, as he backed down and accepted Trump’s tariffs on Canadian goods.