The Screaming Goose

“Ash nazg durbatulûk, ash nazg gimbatul, ash nazg thrakatulûk, agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.”

“I mean, you want to be careful – holding your elbows up for too long can lead to nerve compression,” remarked Carney, as he backed down and accepted Trump’s tariffs on Canadian goods.

"Yes, the number of CBC staff with 6-figure salaries has more than doubled in last decade. But that's a good thing! Eight of those very staffers work on shaving David Cochrane's entire body before each newscast," the official @CBC statement read.

“This is what turns people off from politics, is when you got a group of congresspeople trying to trivialize and make hay out of a smudging session," Kinew said in response to the accusations.

"Elbows up!" read a statement from @CheeziesHawkins.

"'Elbows up' was always really more of a suggestion anyway," argued Carney.

"I'm like, super excited for this new role, guys!!" Gilmore was quoted as saying. Mason did not return our request for comment.

"This fills us with confidence for the future!" exclaimed @Realcamdavies in a post-election interview.

"Our alliance ensures capitulation at record speed," Carney said in the press conference.