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Knuckle Dragging Suburban Folk Ambrosia
OH! HEY! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO DIED: THE 76-YEAR OLD DRUGGED OUT PRINCE OF DARKNESS!
Retweet if you think I should replace @colbertlateshow on @CBS with an actual Comedy Show American’s WANT to watch!!!
An antifa mugshot can only ever go one of two ways: 1. Mama Fratelli 2. toxic waste guy from the original Robocop
Pam Bondi: "Bigfoot is real. There is a monster in our forests. Pics coming soon." Pam Bondi 2 weeks later: "Bigfoot isn't real, what are you gay?"
It's crazy that pedophile sex rings have become "too big to fail."
Why we care about the Epstein files and why no one will convince us to stop caring: There is no more heinous crime than the rape of young boys and girls. No one will convince us that Epstein raped 1,000+ girls by himself while his elite friends sipped margaritas and tanned…
FINAL NOTICE - Lily will be put to sleep in less than 72 hours. Animal ID A5695909 - Carson Animal Shelter, Los Angeles County. 4 years old. People friendly. Sweet & affectionate. Good with dogs. Do you know anyone in L.A.? What an absolutely gorgeous dog.
Leave it to Don Lemon to conduct a heated abortion interview with a man who's 9 months pregnant.
Don Lemon just got owned
As much as I'd like to see RFK Jr. do right by the country, you gotta admit a Bad Lieutenant-style fall off the wagon would make for a pretty epic movie.
Pain is the touchstone of growth. Struggle shapes character. Through adversity, Bobby Kennedy has emerged as a leader who understands suffering, redemption, and the fight for something greater than himself.
O'Toole's Pub rn 🤦♂️
Guy posts video of himself mid shootout with SWAT claiming they're after him because he doesn't believe in gay rights and abortion.
The difference between the two genders: Headed to church, “Life is a Highway” comes on the radio. 4 year old boy: THIS IS A GREAT FIGHTING SONG! 3 year old girl: NO THIS IS A DANCING SONG 😂😂😂
The difference between the two genders: Headed to church, “Life is a Highway” comes on the radio. 4 year old boy: THIS IS A GREAT FIGHTING SONG! 3 year old girl: NO THIS IS A DANCING SONG 😂😂😂
If I ever got close to him out in the wild, I'd honk his nose like Mr. Miyagi.
Schumer: "We call our legislation 'Stop the Steal!'" 💀 The irony 😂
Karoline Leavitt is doing fine and her voice and demeanor are pretty much the exact combo needed to inflict a Havana syndrome type effect on the leftist brain.
I felt a very mild disturbance in the Force, as if 17 voices suddenly cried out in soy rage and then just kinda stopped. I fear something lame has happened.
🚨 LMAO! San Francisco leftists literally gathered to collectively SCREECH while President Trump was being inaugurated These people are beyond pathetic 🤣 Reopen the asylums!
whitley strieber smoking cigs with telepathic autistic alien human hybrids
What if we all posted a positive Grok on 𝕏
What if we all posted a positive Grok on 𝕏
Merry Christmas! Our 2024 Christmas song is a cover of "Christmas in Prison" by John Prine @JohnPrineMusic Check it: youtube.com/watch?v=OhAsDE…