Skeletor 🧼🧽🫧

It’s been a while. So here goes! ngl.link/themuppetpastor

The moment you realize Oprah didn’t bring you here for a new car.

The tallow has been secured and is here!! A local butcher shop has given me a reasonable price and now we’re in business! Tallow soaps are on the way, and if I like what I see tomorrow, tallow candles may be next!! It’s finally affordable to get materials and make a profit!

The church that hosted Sean Feucht's worship night was fined $2500 for not having a permit, with Montreal Mayor Philippe Massé saying in a statement: "This show runs counter to the values of inclusion, solidarity, and respect that are championed in Montreal. Freedom of…

Hey @grok who are the top 10 famous users that have interacted with my content? Please don’t tag them and hurry up I’m gonna delete

I wish to apologize for a tweet I made yesterday in which I asked if Chuck Norris was OK. I should have asked if OK was Chuck Norris. I deeply regret this error.

I made a large batch of 36 strawberry bars on rectangular and oval molds. Should be on sale in early August!!

I’m descended from William the Conqueror

I am so glad that you like it!! That’s what’s we want to hear!! daddyandmefarms.etsy.com/listing/186694…

BREAKING: The entire world is shocked and heartbroken after learning that Hungarian born investor George Soros, 94, was found alive at his mansion.

Is Mr. T ok? Chuck Norris? Seriously I can’t take another 80s legend this week leaving us.

“Lord, how many times must I forgive my brother? Seven times?” Peter asked. Jesus replied, “Not seven times, but seventy seven times.” James the son of Alphaeus asked, “But Lord, what about Bryan Adams? He’s always saying ‘Please Forgive Me’.” Jesus sighed and said, “From now…

When a guy named Muhammad was your marketing expert… 🤣😆😇

People tell me, “Hey Skeletor, I know you can’t be totally objective when it comes to He-Man.” Lies. I CAN be totally objective when it comes to He-Man because I totally object to He-Man.

By this we know that we have come to know Him, if we keep His commandments. The one who says, “I have come to know Him,” and does not keep His commandments, is a liar, and the truth is not in him. 1 John 2:3-4

Women will leave the club at 2am with a guy they just met... But an Uber with a male driver who can be traced to them via a digital transaction... That feels unsafe? 🤔

They want ALL the benefits of a Christian world with none of the responsibility.