Kofi

@originalkoffee toast! 🍞

Please go donate if you can gofund.me/d6058c4f

It’s confirmed that Barbados’ traffic has nothing to do with school children. It’s fucking YALL.

Stop lying to your therapist and let them help you

Babe why 1 cheek on the towel?

Other countries on a pendant don't slap like Barbados on a pendant I sorry

Any reunion tickets for sale?

Now try to say lucky for you my friend and stutter so bad I ain get pass the k yet

we're bringing back sunny apple frutee, but you gotta drink it out of a toilet

All you gotta do is move me yfi

Fumbling a baddie and fumbling a good woman ain’t the same thing man. One you regret for 3 days, the other for a lifetime.

Planes that land safely never make the news.

Y’all be thinking people who treat you bad care that you’re gone. They don’t. Stop feeding your ego and love yourself.

My old landlord didn't pay the electricity bill. I had to take my money go in a surepay line and reconnect the building. When I asked him to guarantee this never happens again his wife said it depends on if the other tenants pay on time because times are hard.

Iz breeze with the men that produce 12:12 riddim btw

Sun ain even set and the bathrooms look like ww3

I got 2 We Ting packages for sale $260 each.

"see? I even tweet bout it"

Bring back English Lang and Lit. I NEED YALL TO READ BOOKS! and not just books about how to be rich. Like...just read all sorts of things. I'm begging you

🇧🇧 Reminder: If you are in Barbados and interested in learning more about AI from a technical perspective, I'll be doing a workshop tomorrow. Details in the tweet below. NOTE: If you are coming, walk with a laptop if you can... there will be a small group exercise.