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Newcastle have now missed out on: -João Pedro -Matheus Cunha -James Trafford -Marc Guéhi -Bryan Mbuemo -Liam Delap -Hugo Ekitiké You’d think that Champions League football + ending a trophy drought would’ve made them more attractive, but it doesn’t seem to have had any effect.

🚨🔵 Understand Chelsea are still closing doors to loan exit for Carney Chukwuemeka. Borussia Dortmund have been in talks for weeks over loan but no green light from Chelsea. #CFC want permanent exit or no way, as BVB also consider more options for new midfielder.

David Ornstein just needs a catchphrase of his own to be as big as Fabrizio Romano is on social media.

🚨Manchester United have held talks with Nicolas Jackson's representative Ali Barat over a potential move. A lot needs to happen in terms of outgoings for United but one that could happen in the right circumstances. Worth noting Chelsea have long-term interest in Garnacho.

Wesley Fofana to Madueke on his move to Arsenal: “Protect your ankles” 😂💙

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🚨👋Noni Madueke says goodbye to the FIFA Club World Cup Winners.

God will actually punish Real Betis and PSG bruh.

🚨 𝗡𝗘𝗪: The current Ballon d'Or power rankings! — @tntsports 1. Lamine Yamal 2. Vitinha 3. Palmer 4. Dembélé 5. Raphinha 6. Mendes 7. Hakimi 8. Salah 9. Donnarumma 10. Mbappé

🚨| Donald Trump about Cole Palmer on his insta story ✍🏿”Reminds me a lot about myself. Wins everywhere he goes.”

🚨 The only expectation for Chelsea next season is to qualify for the Champions League via a top four/five finish again and to go on good runs in the cup competitions they are involved in — the Champions League, FA Cup and Carabao Cup. (@SJohnsonSport) #CFC

🚨 Internally [at Chelsea] no one is getting carried away by such talk or overexcited by their achievements over the last few months. The overriding message, though, is to stay humble. [@SJohnsonSport]

chelsea wags are so back i never thought i’d see the day

Crazy world